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Tuesday, September 4, 2012

I Can Hear the Bells

Great news everybody! I have found someone with whom I can share a deep and meaningful relationship with. Or at the very least a casual hookup. His name is Kameren (With a K and an E at the end). He's a practicing witch, and he could see that my name started with a J because the J was really big and floating up in my head. He was a science whiz in high school and could be a zoologist if he wanted but he's too lazy right now. He really wants a girl friend, and he isn't that picky, and he finds me attractive enough, and would totally be down to have me as his girlfriend, or to just hook up. He thinks we would be great together because he's a Pisces and I'm a Cancer. Since we're both water creatures we would have some "rocking times." And if I occasionally smacked him he wouldn't mind, he would just ask me how to fix it. So really a sweet guy. He is also homeless at 21 which makes my heart hurt. A lot. Maybe we, as a nation or something, should try to figure out how someone who is only 3 years out of high school is already homeless. But that's another soap box. The is a bright side,  he filled out an application at Jimmy Johns, and has a lead on some construction work. Even though I don't plan on pursuing any sort of relationship with him, and I don't know if I'll ever see him again I wish him well. Because quite honestly it's nice to have a conversation with someone who finds you attractive, even if it's only attractive enough to have random sex with. Good to know I've still got it.

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